16 April 2010
Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: Simply as it can't sit down.
Q: Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
A: Neither, they both burn shorter.
Q: If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Q: What is the opposite of woe?
Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man : No, it can't be for me. My name is Smith.
Tourist: Can you tell me the way to Bath please?
Policeman: Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...
Q: Some months have 31 days, so how many have 28?
A: All of them as all months must have at least 28 days. Right?
Q: Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
Q: Why can't a man living in Malaysia be buried in Mecca?
A: No can do, because he is still alive.
Q: How many birthdays does a normal man have?
A: Only one. When he was born.
A traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?