16 April 2010

Dilly Dally


Q:  What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A:  Simply as it can't sit down.

Q:  Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
A:  Neither, they both burn shorter.

Q:  If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
A:  Goldfish

Q:  What is the opposite of woe?
A:  Gee-up!

Postman:   Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man      :   No, it can't be for me. My name is Smith.

Tourist:       Can you tell me the way to Bath please?
Policeman:  Well, first you turn on the hot and cold taps then ...

Q:  Some months have 31 days, so how many have 28?
A:  All of them as all months must have at least 28 days. Right?

Q:  Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer?
A:  70

Q:  Why can't a man living in Malaysia be buried in Mecca?
A:  No can do, because he is still alive.

Q:  How many birthdays does a normal man have?
A:  Only one. When he was born.

A traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local.
"I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the one in the coffin."

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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3 comments:

  1. Hi kak Tie... kelako ek? am happy 4u then...hehe .. eh tapi i pasan komen i on yer entry 'ujian' somehow missing? or i ke yg silap (x post)..bukan apa saja nak kongsi pendapat...ah forget it..janji semua bahagia.

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  2. ops...my bad..ada komen tu...me apology Kak Tie...anyway dalam hidup ni kawan ketawa mungkin mudah dicari, sedangkan kawan yang sanggup sama-2 bersusah payah (atau tumpang sedih pun jadilah) amat sukar dicari, kan Kak Tie?

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